…So I made a few changes

At that moment, all I wanted to do was skewer one of my testicles with a fork, so my attention would be diverted from the utter pain and suffering my ears were going through. This woman sings like a potbellied pig being butt-raped by a cactus.

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May

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2005

…So I made a few changes

By Kaiser Dämmerung

I got really sick of the previous template, so, believing myself to be a web designer with absolute knowledge in HTML language (just like my dad believes himself to be a master locksmith two posts ago) I dabbled a bit and managed to change the title banner and some other pointless shit. However, that fucker keeps nudging to the right, and as much as I try to fix it, the little bastard stays there, taunting me. I’ll try to fix it as soon as I can, which is not now or tomorrow, because right now I’m dead tired and tomorrow is reserved for someone special. Friday is ho day!

adieu.

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3 comments to “…So I made a few changes”

Way much better!!!!

by SPIDERWOMAN May 13th, 2005 at 3:32 pm

I see the banner dead center. Are you monitoring it in IE only? Safari renders it correctly.

Good job!

by S. Lafont May 14th, 2005 at 9:40 pm

well my firefox and explorer show it a little bit crooked, but I’ll get to the bottom of it. Just not anytime soon.
*yawn*

by Kaiser Dämmerung May 15th, 2005 at 5:56 am

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