I know I know. The banner is skewed and the links and archives are way down below. I fucked up the code and now I have an ungodly mess in what is supposed to be a webpage. Then again, my knowledge of HTML was corrupted by the evils of photoshop and dreamweaver.
Another thing I gots to fix: my fucking cluelessness. Because of it, I got my ears pulled hard at work. Mostly because of other's people's fault, but ultimately it is the designer who pays the price, as always. I thought things couldn't get any more fucked up (that day I had to put together the longest and most tedious of all weekly projects), yet they did .But not for me, HA!. It seems that my insufferable editor apparently made some wrong decisions along the way, and when his last project was published, let's just say one of the ...Keep reading.

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"Sweet and Mellow"
There may be a few unexpected twists and turns this week, Kaiser, as you go about your business. But they can contribute to your overall success as long as you use them in the right way. [Care to be a little less vague? wait... nevermind... this shit is free.] On Tuesday Venus, your love and romance planet, trines Jupiter. [Trine? Does that mean a smoldering hot threesome?! :D ] This is a really nice aspect for all kinds of meetings and social relationships. [See?? see??!!] It also looks good for a touch of romance as well. [OMG!!! It's like, a total orgy and shit!!!] Wednesday is one time when events, people and conversations may spring at you from out of the blue. [As always... Hello! I work in news media. Next!] Expect the unexpected as you go about your day, and keep a notebook with you, as ...Keep reading.

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More like, has it ever been there in the first place?

The title question doesn't regard my love life. Hades forbid! My relationship is still going strong, I couldn't be happier with it.
It deals with something I realized a few hours ago. Here's the scenario:
It's 1:30 a.m. I'm peacefully cuddling with my man, dreaming of fluffy clouds and rainbow-filled skies, when I am rudely woken up by my cel. It turns out it's my dad, which pissed me off, since I thought that maybe he arrived home with the rest of my family after watching that boxing match (in yo' FACE, Tito!), and maybe he wanted to know where I'm at and if I had seen the fight. That would suck bigtime, since I told them I'd be watching the fight somewhere else, when I was really curling up with my boyfriend all night and missing the damn ...Keep reading.

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I got really sick of the previous template, so, believing myself to be a web designer with absolute knowledge in HTML language (just like my dad believes himself to be a master locksmith two posts ago) I dabbled a bit and managed to change the title banner and some other pointless shit. However, that fucker keeps nudging to the right, and as much as I try to fix it, the little bastard stays there, taunting me. I'll try to fix it as soon as I can, which is not now or tomorrow, because right now I'm dead tired and tomorrow is reserved for someone special. Friday is ho day! adieu.

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