Archive for April, 2005

Apr
14th
2005

My Birth Chart

By Kaiser Dämmerung



Name: Kaiser
March 31, 1980
1:00 AM
Time Zone is AST Santo Domingo, DR

Rising Sign is in 05 Degrees Capricorn.
You are practical and reserved but very ambitious. An achiever and a hard worker, you respect success. Older looking and very serious as a youth [Nuh-uh bitch, who you calling old? just look at these cheekbones!], things lighten up and you relax more as you mature. You have a serious view of the world as being a difficult place to be in. Very envious of those who seem to have an easier life than you have, relaxation and play do not come easily. It is important that you had abundant parental support as a child so that you do not feel lonely and isolated as an adult. Generally, you have a good, earthy sense of humor ...Keep reading.

Apr
4th
2005

I’m pooping my pants

By Kaiser Dämmerung

One of my coworkers just quit.
Yeah. Last friday. She left, and left me all alone, woe is me.
She also left me a golden opportunity to seize her coveted position, that is, unless some bastard who's been slaving unhappily in some detestable position wants to make my life hell and apply for it as well, taking advantage of "seniority" and trampling my attempt to fill that vacancy. I tell you, if some fucked up shit like that ever happens, I'll fuckin'quit before they can say "ungrateful little asshole". Ooh no laddie, I haven't been busting my ass for over a year now to get bumped from a position that has MY name written on it.
But still, what scares me is that... That chick who left was sort of my mentor. She taught me the ropes. 90% of all the shit I know is thanks to her. The other ...Keep reading.

Older Stuff

Well I’m just a teenage dirtbag, baby

Meet Aliana Lohan. For those of you that are at least aware of the lifestyles of the rich and heinous and numerous websites devoted to them, she's the younger sister of ambiguously lesbian whorebag trainwreck actress/"singer" Lindsay Lohan. I usually don't pay attention to Z-list little shits like her, but when she opens her mouth and spouts stuff like THIS, it's ...

The Potato Peel Crisis

So DS wanted to make potato salad. Eh, why not. He makes a damn good potato salad. Great, today's lunch menu is decided. Soon enough I see him in the kitchen doing something that looked... questionable. No, he wasn't doing lewd things to the potatoes or drizzling them with any sort of "special dressing", he was just pushing tons and tons of potato peels through the trash disposal. But really pushing them like an unwanted ...

What the fuck is wrong with Puerto Rico’s Blogging community?!

It's been quite a long while since I went over to Puertoblogs to see what's new. I haven't had time to sit down and read through all the self centered drivel that clogs the internet today, and now that I finally got to do it, I wish i had not. Holy Fucking Shit. Yes, it is self centered because that's exactly what ...