Archive for February, 2005

Feb
9th
2005

The Grind

By Kaiser Dämmerung

[No, this entry has nothing to do with the lame-ass MTV show where a white boy with black accent tries to sound all "street" while all the skanky ho's shake their asses incessantly as soon as they see a camera hoping to be discovered by some slimy hollywood agent and become the next J.Lo]

Excuse the unnecessary rant. It is the result of an overworked brain.
All throughout this week, work has been an incessant barrage of text, photos, and non-stop printing problems. Printers, either big or small, are the most hateful, blood-boiling contraptions ever to be spawned by technology. They get disconfigured, get a paper jammed in inexplicable ways, (once I scooped a paper from inside a printer that was scrunched into a perfect japanese fan) they print stuff the wrong way/wrong color, they run out of ink at the most innapropriate times, or they just plain die on you ...Keep reading.

Feb
6th
2005

Attack of the “pod people”

By Kaiser Dämmerung

'You're gorgeous, but sometimes you're a bit creepy'

No, I'm not talking about anyone in particular. Im talking about something.

More specifically, my iPod.
I bought it about a week ago, and a few days ago, while still enveloped in the euphoria of finally owning a piece of expensive hardware I have lusted after for months, I decided to run a little test. I took the little devil to work (which has become one of the biggest consumers of "pod time" during my day), slapped on the tiny headphones and left them on for the whole work shift, at a very low volume, so that I could hear everything around me and could avoid putting my life at risk in case there's some catastrophe and I'm the only one left ticking away at the keyboard in my cubicle when everyone had evacuated. I also set the thing on random play.
Well, I ...Keep reading.

Older Stuff

Well I’m just a teenage dirtbag, baby

Meet Aliana Lohan. For those of you that are at least aware of the lifestyles of the rich and heinous and numerous websites devoted to them, she's the younger sister of ambiguously lesbian whorebag trainwreck actress/"singer" Lindsay Lohan. I usually don't pay attention to Z-list little shits like her, but when she opens her mouth and spouts stuff like THIS, it's ...

The Potato Peel Crisis

So DS wanted to make potato salad. Eh, why not. He makes a damn good potato salad. Great, today's lunch menu is decided. Soon enough I see him in the kitchen doing something that looked... questionable. No, he wasn't doing lewd things to the potatoes or drizzling them with any sort of "special dressing", he was just pushing tons and tons of potato peels through the trash disposal. But really pushing them like an unwanted ...

What the fuck is wrong with Puerto Rico’s Blogging community?!

It's been quite a long while since I went over to Puertoblogs to see what's new. I haven't had time to sit down and read through all the self centered drivel that clogs the internet today, and now that I finally got to do it, I wish i had not. Holy Fucking Shit. Yes, it is self centered because that's exactly what ...