17 pounds. That's the weight I have gained since I stopped exercising about a year ago.
Nearly twenty fucking pounds!!!
Oh yeah yeah everybody says I look better like this instead of the waif-like Kate Moss on heroin wannabe I was a few months ago. But come on. I'm a skinny guy. And a paunch is the last thing I feel like developing right now. I'd look like a straw with an olive stuck in the middle. I mean, I USED TO HAVE A FUCKING SIX PACK when I used to swim. What the fuck is happening to my metabolism?!?!?!?
I mean, I follow nearly the same lifestyle I've been carrying for years! Except that I'm not studying anymore. And I stopped smoking. And my work shift is now the full 8 hrs. And...
Oh my gawd, I'm on a one way train to Porkville!
I've never been this... chunky. ...Keep reading.

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Gimme a break, I hadn't had a chance to write a Christmas entry!

Christmas eve 2004 fuckin'rocked. I haven't felt this excited about Christmas and receiving gifts in YEARS. It's been decades since my parents have actually purchased me something that I actually liked and needed, and it was possible because, luckily, nobody in my family had a single fucking idea about what I wanted or liked at the moment, so they HAD to ask me.

My first choice, of course, was an iPod, but I definitely would not put them through the strain of coughing out $400 for their beloved son who, acording to them, is a fucking hermit. I knew I couldn't get away with that, and I was scared to ask for a digital cam, fearing they might buy me the cheapest piece o' crap they could get their hands on. I'm not being an ungrateful asshole, ...Keep reading.

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Great news, kiddies!
It seems the powers that be have aligned the planets in such a way that my employment-related-astrological-house-whatever-the fucking-hell in my horoscope has opened wide and shone it's blinding light upon the crevices of my weary, mortal soul.
(My apologies, I just finished watching a vampire movie and the dialogue stuck with me... *hissssssss!*)

Translation: I moved up a notch in the employment scale. Yes, puny humans! I am no longer a lowly freelancer! I have now been promoted to... err.....
Temporary employee.
Aw come on, look on the bright side, I'll be doing the whole 40-hr, 5-days-a-week shit, and be protected from managerial abuse by some union thingy, and all that corporate shit that i still have yet to understand (don't ask me anything about the employee manual, I haven't even touched it). Hey! I even get a parking sticker! oh joy!
I had totally forgotten that I ...Keep reading.

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Your panties might get all up in a bunch, Nancy.

I know I have neglected my "bloggage" for a couple of weeks, but gimme a break, its just that a lot of amazing, fucked up, or downright awesome stuff has been going on lately in my side of the pond. But do not fret, fellow readers, I shall appoint myself the daunting task of updating you on every significant thing that happenned during the holidays, one event at a time. That should give me a couple of weeks of fresh blog blob.
Blog blob. That sounds like something that should come out of your dick.
Ew.

Aaaaaanyway, I shall come back when I get a break from all the madness with a rather juicy announcement.
No, I'm not getting married. It's still not legal, remember?
Thanks to you all right-wing-christian-republican ancient old farts...

TTFN.

P.S.: Tori Amos is fucking insane. I mean, what the ...Keep reading.

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