Saturday was fun kiddies!
Sit down around the fire. I swear I'm not gonna make stories about deranged killers loose in the wilderness kidnapping our fellow campers, gutting them and making bow ties out of their intestines and necklaces out of their teeth.

So saturday morning arrives, which means I must go deal with that annoying dent on my car which prompted the HUGE blog entry before this one (not that this one's any smaller). I arrived at the "Obligatory Insurance" company at 8:15 a.m., thinking I was already late. The ancient piece of shit who smashed his car against mine still wasn't there. Curse him. I take a turn and start filling up the form. In one section I had to describe the crash, and I made sure to sound as innocent as possible, and made the old fartbag appear as the evil villain who deliberately marred my precious vehicle....Keep reading.

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I don't even know where the hell to start. It's like this day never happenned, but it did. Partly because the effects of what happenned today faded out so fast. How could that be?
Let me start this chain of events chronologically.
I wake up, and I am greeted with the wonderful news that I have to help Lucifer pick up a gigantic heap of trash that has accumulated on that horrible crackhouse he's building on top of our house. Groovy.
If the day is going to end all shitty, why not do something beneficial , like going back to the newspaper and pick up my neglected paycheck. I only had ten dollars to my name today. Luckily that was all about to change as soon as I got to the bank.
I get to the newspaper, parked right in front of it, risking a parking ticket, and dash inside, ...Keep reading.

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Ok, so I was thinking of a title for this entry but I went all blank, so I stared randomly at the Freak Wall and that was the first image I got a glimpse of.

What is the Freak Wall, you ask?
Well, once upon a time, when unicorns, nymphs and fairies frolicked gayly in the woods, I became very, very bored, and noticed a rather high pile of old issues of Entertainment Weekly lying around my room, gathering dust and forever feeding my neverending allergies. I started browsing them, looking at the pictures and the layouts with my "graphic designer's" eye, not reading anything but figuring out how the magazine was put together and what techniques were used, which is a curse that follows me whenever I browse any publication, and started soon after I began studying design. It turns out many of the pictures and illustrations caught my eye ...Keep reading.

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Evening readers! Guess what today I'll treat you to yet another BITCH FEST, hosted, caused and provided by, who else?
The King and Queen of the Damned, the Unholy Alliance, The Demonic Duo: Lucifer & Lillith, a.k.a. mum and dad!
The setting for the unexpected bitch-fest?
ELECTION DAY!
Yaaaaaaaay!

As everybody knows, I have never given a blistering, rancid fuck about politics in any shape or form, and it was my intention to sit on my ass all through election day while everyone marched their responsible little asses to the voting booth. Now I'm not saying that I'm irresponsible or apathetic, it's just that... Why am I going to make an effort choosing between three pricks that offer the exact same thing? Oh sure, everyone is saying that these candidates are kinda shitty and that it is our right to choose between the lesser of three evils, but what if I ...Keep reading.

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