In a fit of utter boredom I found one of these stupid user-made tests where it rates your answers in order to compare you with an ancient mythological creature. I was genuinely expecting to be compared with something like, say, a unicorn, or a mermaid, or what the hell, even a faerie, but this is what I got instead:

I do feel intense flares of hatred towards people who piss me off. But they usually don’t last very long. I do sense when people lie, but, as the naive benevolent little bitch that I am, I always give them the benefit of the doubt. Kind of a second chance sort of thing. But if you keep it up, you’re fucked. People staying away from me? Bullshit. I’m lovely. People like me. And if you disagree, you’re a fucking dick, and you should really stay the hell away from me. Judgemental eye? What the fuck?! I don’t judge people! (at least not to their faces) On the contrary, I’m the one who’s always worried about people judging me and my actions. Self conciousness can be a bitch sometimes. That’s why I can’t dance for shit. Aaaaaah. Self dependent. Needless to say, I’m funding my own operation (More on that some other day) but still, I’d much rather prefer being independent, but I guess that one’s gonna have to wait. The surprise caused by being compared to Cerberus, of all creatures, caused me a laughing fit. I kind of played his role when my parents went on vacation. After all, I (Satanic three headed mutt) guarded my house (otherwise known as Hell) patiently awaiting for the return of my parents (Mr. and Mrs. Lucifer). Coincidence? I think not… That’s enough ranting for now. I’m starving. And I don’t know why but suddenly I’m in the mood for… Bacoooooooooooooooonnn!!!!! Goddamnit, I wanted to be a Wood Elf.

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