2004 October | Supercilious

Part of me feels a bit sorry for him, but the other part of me, the one that is sick and tired of getting out of work 3 hours late because of his cluelessness and sloppy working habits, is like OOOOOOOH SHIT MUTHAFUCKA’ YOU’SE GOTZ 0WN3D B1AAAATCH!!!!

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nicole: heath ledger looks like a hot wild animal
Dyannah: Hey, don’t hold back…tell us how you really feel…;-)
ally b: uh oh, the first two aren’t cholas but ‘nacas’! close, but not too close to call, nacas...
Kaiser: To Hell with you Christoids! Wait… *I like Kevin Max tee-hehehehe!*
SrBaluarte: :( But… but… but… I like MercyMe, Jeremy Camp, Third Day and lots more! U EVIL...

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Archive for October, 2004

Oct

28th

2004

Afterlife

By Kaiser Dämmerung

Lately I've been thinking a lot about it (Mostly because of that fucking Grudge movie...)
What awaits us on the other side as soon as we kick the bucket?
Honestly, that Heaven and Hell bullshit that is spoon-fed to us since childhood by almost all religious institutions does not make much sense anymore. Do we wander around aimlessly as soon as our body gives up on us? Do we go somewhere else? Is our soul "recycled" into a newborn child over and over again with no trace whatsoever of our past life, except for the remnants we remember when a hypnotic regression is performed on us? Are we even given a choice as to remain as "wanderers" as soon as we die or be "whisked away" to God knows where?

All my life I have been slightly repulsed and sometimes afraid ...Keep reading.

Posted in Reveries | 5 Comments »

Oct

18th

2004

The Ordeal

By Kaiser Dämmerung

Alright you'se ho's & bitches, here's a play by play recount of what went on during my quest for perfect vision and the ability to sport designer sunglasses. This all went on on friday, October 15th.

12:00pm - Woke up at noon on friday. Pooped my pants. Today I was gonna get surgery. SURGERY! I wanted to make the most of the day, but fuck me, I overslept. Started to clean my room compulsively because I thought that I'd come back so blind I'd stumble with all the shit littering it.

12:05pm - As soon as I wake up I hear Lillith taking shit from Lucifer, who is royally pissed off because he wasn't properly informed that I was going ahead with the procedure. Yeah, it may have "slipped" my mind to tell him it was today, but bear in mind that weeks before I had suggested the idea, and the answer ...Keep reading.

Posted in Family, Lasik, OMG | 7 Comments »

Oct

14th

2004

Zero Hour

By Kaiser Dämmerung

I am hours away from having a pulsating beam of light pierce my cornea and carve a shape inside my eye. I am also petrified at the thought of anything going wrong, but I suppose that's normal before any surgical procedure. Especially when I've never been operated in my life.

Surgery. After watching things like Nip/Tuck, Extreme Makeover, The Swan and Dr. 90210, I expect sharp, glistening stainless steel blades lying around, blood-splattered walls and floors, fat-sucking vacuums and tiny whirring saws being brandished by crazy-eyed doctors with blood-stained scrubs and a nurse that has a fuller mustache than I do. It's just the sound of that word. Surgery. Yech. I fucking hate it.
Then there's the laser thing. They're gonna shoot a beam of laser, people! A fucking laser inside my eyes! the same kind you see ripping through steel in action movies, threatening to cut ...Keep reading.

Posted in Lasik, Love Life | 1 Comment »

Oct

11th

2004

Gone with the Wind, the deleted scene

By Kaiser Dämmerung

Clark Gable: So, my dear madam, have you ever had any boyfriends or any type of relationships with anyone, ever?

Vivien Leigh: No, never.

Clark Gable: Would you like to have one?

Vivien Leigh: (Gasp!) You bet your impossibly simmetric mustache I would!

The resulting kissing scene was so horrifyingly sappy it induced a sudden outbreak of projectile vomiting in the small theater where the movie's first screening took place. All the unlucky attendants drowned in their own bile as the place flooded with gallons upon gallons of puke. When the theater doors were pried open to see if anyone had survived the debacle, the violent jet of barf that drained from the room killed four rescue workers and flooded the whole building, making eight other innocent people slip and break their necks. The puddles of sick that seeped outside smelled ...Keep reading.

Posted in Dark Soul, Love Life, WTF | 1 Comment »

Oct

5th

2004

Looking for the other two heads

By Kaiser Dämmerung

In a fit of utter boredom I found one of these stupid user-made tests where it rates your answers in order to compare you with an ancient mythological creature. I was genuinely expecting to be compared with something like, say, a unicorn, or a mermaid, or what the hell, even a faerie, but this is what I got instead:

Cerberus

Cerberus is the three headed dog that guards the gates of Hell. You are very agressive but only towards people who deserve it. You also seem to be able to sense when a person is lying. People stay away from you-afraid of your judgemental eye- but that doesnt bother you. You are self dependent.

I do feel intense flares of hatred towards people who piss me off. But they usually don't last very long. I do sense when people ...Keep reading.

Posted in Family, Frivolities, Reveries, WTF | 2 Comments »

Older Stuff

Well I’m just a teenage dirtbag, baby

Meet Aliana Lohan. For those of you that are at least aware of the lifestyles of the rich and heinous and numerous websites devoted to them, she's the younger sister of ambiguously lesbian whorebag trainwreck actress/"singer" Lindsay Lohan. I usually don't pay attention to Z-list little shits like her, but when she opens her mouth and spouts stuff like THIS, it's ...

The Potato Peel Crisis

So DS wanted to make potato salad. Eh, why not. He makes a damn good potato salad. Great, today's lunch menu is decided. Soon enough I see him in the kitchen doing something that looked... questionable. No, he wasn't doing lewd things to the potatoes or drizzling them with any sort of "special dressing", he was just pushing tons and tons of potato peels through the trash disposal. But really pushing them like an unwanted ...

What the fuck is wrong with Puerto Rico’s Blogging community?!

It's been quite a long while since I went over to Puertoblogs to see what's new. I haven't had time to sit down and read through all the self centered drivel that clogs the internet today, and now that I finally got to do it, I wish i had not. Holy Fucking Shit. Yes, it is self centered because that's exactly what ...