Jul
27th
2008

What the fuck is wrong with Puerto Rico’s Blogging community?!

By Kaiser Dämmerung

It’s been quite a long while since I went over to Puertoblogs to see what’s new. I haven’t had time to sit down and read through all the self centered drivel that clogs the internet today, and now that I finally got to do it, I wish i had not. Holy Fucking Shit.

Yes, it is self centered because that’s exactly what blogs are designed for. It’s mostly used as a public, often anonymous tool that helps you stroke your ego and express in writing all of the shit that you’re sometimes too much of a coward to say in real life. But most importantly, it is a highly overused, excessively easy way to try to bring attention to yourself or your fake “online self”. And that is exactly what is turning the puertorrican blogging community into a gigantic vacuum of ego masturbation and feces. You see, the average puertorrican is a huge, HUGE attention whore. Don’t you fucking deny this because it’s true.

Also, the typical puertorrican has a habit of blindly following whatever trend they consider “hot shit” at the moment. So naturally, you have thousands of attention starved, trend-following sheep creating blogs left and right. Which isn’t necessarily a bad thing if you got something interesting to say or a point to prove. But that’s where it all goes downhill. Out of all the blogs that make it to Puertoblogs’ first page, only like 4 or 5 are worth reading. What do the rest have to offer? Are they really that bad? Let me give you a sample. Get comfy.

  • If you thought those heinous mommy blogs were goddamn awful, well, you haven’t lived until you read a depressed mommy blog. Oh the drama! Bitch, go get some fat cock in that pussy, see if it brings the whining down a notch.
  • Pregnant women are notorious for being a royal pain in the ass. Pregnant woman with a blog? Not a good idea. Keep that shit to yourself, sweetie, we don’t really care and we already know how it goes: Whine whine whine. I feel fat. I feel like shit. I’m hungry. My baby kicked. I can’t stop farting. I can’t stop vomiting. Etc. etc. etc.
  • Pssst. Yo, Latin Blog, care to explain what’s so “latin” about you if you keep posting a shitload of North American celebrity news in your front page? If that’s the case I’d rather read Perez. Which, judging by your news seems to be your go-to place for (recycled) material.
  • Seriously, do you really think you should own a blog when you waste precious internet space posting shit like THIS? Shoot yourself.
  • Ok, so you wanna promote your lovely island by making a blog about it, for the love of whatever deity you worship, don’t let your blog about Puerto Rico look like a mortuary web page. Black web …Keep Reading.

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